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hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

Photo 19 Apr 80,510 notes jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

Photo 19 Apr 395,579 notes penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

Video 19 Apr 90,117 notes

death-by-lulz:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: jamesmdavisson)

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barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty)

via pizza ✌.
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gotmeupallnighttho:

i would appreciate it if you would run your hands down my sides and up my shirt while you kiss me against a wall, and kiss and bite my neck while i pull you in closer kay thanks bye

Video 19 Apr 5,706 notes

Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut

(Source: xavierstea)

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krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker)

via pizza ✌.
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ofhousehoechlin:

6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.

#well good thing you’re the Winter Soldier   #because that’s one hell of a burn (via paradisdesbilles)

(Source: missmarvel)

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neopets5ever:

Swear on it. Swear on your neopets. 

via .
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methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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via pizza ✌.
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(Source: mchoechlin)

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kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

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trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does


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